Saturday, August 16, 2008

INVASION OF THE MONSTERS

The invasion of the monsters has begun. Japan had it's Godzilla. Transylvania had it's Dracula and in the last few weeks the United States has had it's Montauk Monster, Chupacabra and dead Big Foot.

It might be a sign that Halloween isn't that far off but it all started about three weeks ago on Long Island when a mysterious corpse washed ashore in the area of Montauk. The photos quickly hit the inter net and news agencies around the world followed. Even though there was no physical evidence of the dead creature, several people claimed to have seen the lifeless monster and some even snapped pictures of it. Many theories started on where this "Thing" came from. Some say it escaped form an animal research lab that is based on a near by island. Some say it's a huge sea turtle that lost it's shell while others believe it's a work of photo shop and a down right hoax.

The strange sightings of the monster invasion continued last week in southern Texas when a police car, driving down a dirt road, spotted a creature running just in front of their patrol car. The dog like being was captured on the car's dashboard video camera and when examined it showed a for legged animal with long rear legs galloping down the road. The shocking part os when the creature turned it's head toward the police car and you could clearly see an extremely long snout that is unlike any known animal. many people believe that the creature that was captured on video is the mythical Chupacaba, a creature that people claimed to have seen for decades and has said to have killed chickens and other farm animals in the Texas, Mexico area.














The third monster sighting is probably the most amusing. Two men, one a former police officer, claimed the discovered the corpse of a dead big foot in the hills of Georgia. This claim set off wild speculation on what these men found. Many became excited that finally the big foot mystery was solved while others wanted proof. The two geniuses gave what they felt was enough evidence to convince the world that they had a true big foot monster. They brought the world... a photo. The photo shows what they claim was a 7 1/2 foot tall, hairy, dead monster, guts and all hanging out of it, in a box. When questioned and pressed for more evidence, like the body itself the two said they had a DNA test done to it and the world would see from that teat it was a real big foot. When the DNA came back it showed it was taken from a human and a opossum. Now all these two men have that they could claim is fact is a bog foot... in their mouths.

5 comments:

joshua said...

Loved it.

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Madame Belle said...

God, America is so lame in the monster department. Someone needs to invent a perfectly bad-ass monster so at least American has something good to it's name.

Though, I have to admit that if I woke up and saw that top thing at the foot of my bed, I would most certainly scream like a little girl. That things looks like it needs to be beat severly with a metal pole...

Joie Mayfield said...

The Big Foot story was on our local news, since it was "discovered" in Georgia. It's all nuts. As for the top image...I think it's a turtle without a shell. ;)

Fightdog said...

Great post. But I say why can't Bigfoot or the Lock Ness Monster exist? There are much more strange creatures already know to science.

Rick's Time On Earth said...

Some creatures are out there that we haven't discovered yet, that's a fact. These two Bozos with the dead Bigfoot are a couple of dumb ass rednecks though.