Happy Halloween! Here's a mixed bag of treats for you on this spooky holiday season. From vintage halloween costume pics to some funny riddles. Enjoy.
What do they teach in witching school?
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
What do you call a little monsters parents
Mummy and deady
Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
What do you call two witches living together?
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty.
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.
What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What happened when two vampires met?
It was love at first bite!
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
"Don't spook until you're spooken to."