Friday, October 03, 2008

Halloween Riddles Part ONE



Here's some Halloween humor for you. Hope you laugh until you die... oops, I mean cry. What's a mummies favorite type of music?
Wrap.

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

Why did the ghost get arrested?
Because he didn't have a haunting license.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Because he no body to dance with.

What is a vampires favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.

What do little monsters call their parents?
Mummy and Deady.

What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.

What's it like to kiss a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.

How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.

What d you call 2 witches living together?
Broom-mates.

Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.

What's a monsters favorite dessert?
Ice Scream.

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up his payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.



4 comments:

The Naughty Diva said...

Love your page! And your jokes...so festive! :)

http://naughtydivas.blogspot.com

Vincent Robleto said...

candy corn!

Fightdog said...

Ok, I will admit it. I laughed out loud at a lot of your jokes. Corny as Hell though!

Adam James Nall said...

Ha ha, very good. Love the exorcist one!

Best,

AJN
http://adamjamesnall.blogspot.com/